To sir, with love.

I'm going to dedicate this one to my Boss, Gary. And with time, this entry will be modified as it consist of all the witty conversations I have had with him till now.
While I was doing a rotation in my lab, almost an year ago from now, suddenly Gary comes to our desk and told my lab-mate Yaqiang that he has got some xyz GB external hard drive. Yaqiang says, "Awesome now you can store some of your data in their". Gary replies, "Ohh no no...I'm going to store some of my pornography in their". I hear it as photography. And trying to be smart I ask him "Ohh...so you've a hobby for photography". Gary pauses and looks at me for a few seconds and replies back "Ohh mohona, just forget it !!" Afterward I realized from the way Yaqiang laughed and the way Gary replied back that to me, that I had heard the wrong word.
One day when I was supposed to show him some data, but failed to do so, he scolds me by saying..."you know what mohona....you'll need 10 yrs to complete your PhD. And by that time, I'll be dead, you'll be in jail for killing me and there will be no one left to rescue you." I didn't know whether I should have laughed or cried after this.
Lastly, one day Gary asks me "Have you read the indian newspaper today?" I said "I guess so". Gary says, "Do you know what am I referring to?" I ask, "About the bombings in Kashmir?" He says, "Oh no, about the indian minister who resigns at the age of 86". I googled it and found some minister resigning at the age of 86 for being involved in a sex scandal with some 3 women at the same time. Gary exclaims, "If I've to resign for something ever, it should be for some reason like this. At the age of 86 and that also with 3 women! Indians should be proud of themselves" :P

Well there are many more and will keep you all updated about his conversations.